U-G-L-Y Fans

It is so hot.  so. very. hot.  What do you seek when you need to cool off?  A fan.  Perhaps, a ceiling fan?
Where do you draw the line between comfort and style?  Do you wear comfy shoes or look great and suffer in your heels?  This is the ultimate question.

I think I would rather be hot.  This looks like a contraceptive.

Wow.  This fancy one reminds me of an unfortunate royal wedding headpiece.

For the ULTIMATE fan (pun intended)

I am fancy.

Mauve and gold is the new black.

So what is your choice?  Comfort or style?