Have you ever wanted to order something on the internet, but you didn't know the name of what you needed? This happens to me a lot because either a) I look for weird stuff to order online or b) my very limited vocabulary, especially when it comes to home improvement, is a major impairment.
For example, I googled "Plexiglass thing to cover my florescent light" when I needed a plexiglass thing to cover my florescent light.
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I am called a "Light Diffuser Panel" and am not available in your size online. |
And most recently, I wanted one of those semi-circle flag things to hang out front. You know, the patriotic kind.
So I Googled "4th of July decor" and received these results:
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Images from Coolglow.com |
No, that's not what I am looking for! It is a flag thing... So I googled "Flag Decor"
No! That's not it! If I wanted a pink-flamingo-wearing-a-Santa-hat-with-a-present-in-its-mouth flag, I would've Googled "pink-flamingo-wearing-a-Santa-hat-with-a-present-in-its-mouth flag." Come on technology, work with me here.
Then I tried "Patriotic Flag"
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And I am not even kidding, this was the first result. (source) |
Really, people, that is just WEIRD!
Finally, I used all the words I could muster and Googled "Patriotic flag drape decoration"
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May I introduce you to B-U-N-T-I-N-G? (source) |
I thought bunting was "hitting a short distance at bat," but actually, I learned a new word! Or I guess I really just learned a new definition of an old word.
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Bunting home at last! |