An Old-Fashioned Tape Off

In corner #1, wearing blue trunks, it's my old faithful:   

Scotch Blue Painter's Tape.

In corner #2, wearing acid green trunks, the new guy:

  Frog Tape with "Paint Block Technology."

How does tape have "technology?"

Since when does tape need a plastic container?  

Don't you care about the environment?

And a red eyed tree frog as a mascot?

I bought an Epilady.  I know all about false advertising.

Yawn...I'm not falling for it. 

Round One:

Blue tape's performance.

FrogTape's performance.

And the winner is:

He is kind of cute.
But he might consider some Visine.